I'm a Porn Star?

The other night I was playing on my phone in bed, (couldn't sleep,) and Shane began sleep talking. He said something like, "You are just so hot. You're so hot, you're always being asked to be in pornos!" I looked at him, a little puzzled, and replied, "No honey. Never been asked that." He responded with, "Yes! You don't think you're getting asked, but when you're at the store and the cashier asks if it's credit or debit, they're really asking if you'll be in a porno!" He then broke out in song. It was all about his wife being asked to be in a porno. Some of the lines I remember were: (Keep in mind he was asleep, the rhyming was not the best.)

"My wife was asked to be in a poooooorno. At first I said no, then she showed me those dollar signs and now she's in a pornooooo."

"She went and flashed her boobs, then came home and told me the news."

"I'm a porno pimp."

"My wife was in a porno for those foreigners over seas."

"If someone says they recognize her, I will punch them into their crutches, because that means that they are sickooooooos, because my wife was in a porno."

The song went on for about 5 minutes, then suddenly ended mid sentence. I was roaring with laughter!!

Just so everyone knows, I have never been asked to be in a porno. If I were, I'd say no, even if they offered me a lot of money, (despite what my sleeping husband thinks.) 

And my husband is not a porno pimp, but he is freaking hilarious.